woooosh(:

Aug 15

what would you do for a klondike bar?

Walk to the freezer(:

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Jul 30

which is better ….in bed =D

Idk, you tell me.

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Jul 29

which do u think has more power, a big dick or some big titties?

Big titties! They can get a girl out of almost any sticky situation, most notably tickets; guys can’t whip out their dick and get them out of a ticket when most of the cops on the road are guys, plus, females aren’t really that impressed with just a show. A demonstration, though, is more impressive, but it’s not like he can just fuck the cop and she’ll let him go.

Tig ol’ bitties ftmfw.

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Jul 24

what is your dream car?

Dream car? I’ve dreamt of my car, before, so I guess I already own it. I’m really happy with my car right now, so other than what I already have, I don’t have a ‘dream car.’

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Jul 22

Would you do ANYTHING I ask of you for a million dollars? =)

Nah. I have to know what it is first. But then it’s probably a ‘no.’ Bwuahaha(:<

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Jul 15

I miss you, let’s seriously stop talking about how we’re gonna hang out, and actually go kick it.

Ok? Text me. I don’t even know who this is.

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Jun 27

bahahah u and ur condoms lol

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Jun 22

which do u prefer black, white, yellow or brown?

Yellow, because it’s the happiest color ever. XD

This is a stupid question, btw. T=

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Before my life ends remember what happened.

What happened?

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u know it thank u for that

Hahahahahha thanks for comparing me to something awesome. A used condom is better than an unused condom.. Like I said before, 2 people got laid and no pregnancies were had. :D

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